Wednesday, December 8, 2010


In honor of the winter season, Alternate Visions is now having a huge sale!!  Until December 26th at midnight (i.e. until the closing of Boxing Day), just use the coupon code "ALTHOLIDAY20" to get 20% off of EVERYTHING AV has to offer on Etsy!!  Drawings, polymer clay goods, jewelry- it's all on sale!
Plus, new items will be up for grabs and ON SALE soon! :D

Just enter the code ALTHOLIDAY20 to receive a full 20% off of EVERYTHING in Alternate Visions' Etsy store, until midnight, Dec. 26th.  Hurry, before the holidays arrive!!

Thanks for Your Support, and Happy Holidays!!  ♥♥♥

Best and Brightest Blessings,
Nae, (the Creatrix behind AV)

Thursday, December 2, 2010

New AV Banner/Sign Contest! :D

Working at the Freak Bazaar has reminded me that Alternate Visions needs a new rl banner/sign!

But the only signs I've ever made were hand-painted/drawn ones on cardboard- so how 'bout this? Whomever designs the best banner/sign for me to use while vending, showing, etc. (heck even camping- I can put it across my tent to advertise! ;D) they'll get one custom-made item, created especially for them- in recompense for their hard work! Sound good and fair?

If so, pop me your designs, and I'll show them off here & on the AV Facebook page- for all the world to see! Then, we can all vote on the best submission and the winner will receive either a piece of jewelry, a polymer clay goody, a pair of horns, a drawing (or any other type of oddity that I make), that's been hand tailored and custom created to fit their every desire!

..If that sounds good to you, then...

On your mark, get set... GO!!!

I can't wait to see what you come up with!

Sunday, November 21, 2010

New Items, New Events!

I've been busy!

Come join me (Alternate Visions) and many other alternative artists & crafters from the DC/MD/VA area for Spellbound's "Freak Bazaar," in downtown DC THIS SATURDAY, from 5-9pm- and get all your holiday shopping done in one awesome, musical, gothy and eclectic place! There'll be DJs, food, drinks, a tarot card reader, and great stuff of all kinds; for nearly everyone on your holiday lists. :) I'll be bringing my new ornaments, (and hopefully more Fimo creations still to come), in addition to many of my trad. art pieces. So come see me Sat. night, Nov. 27th, and once you're done shopping, perhaps you can stay for the club night after, and dance the night away!

For more info, check out their event page on Facebook at, or their main web page at
We'll help you find just what you need to get your holiday shopping done with a funky, alternative twist!

Hope to see you there! ^_^

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Instead of Just Arbitrarily Making Stuff...

I'd like to know what YOU want for your Winter Holiday this year! :D

What kinds of art, beaded jewelry, polymer clay, felt creations, or other crafty concoctions would people like to see for the holidays?

Maybe a gaunt & grinning goblin, masquerading as old Saint Nick..? Or a faerie gala, gleefully gathered 'round a bountiful feast perhaps? ..Something delightful yet ghoulish, with everything from veggies to sundry severed parts covering the table; like the remains of fool-hardy humans, wild woolly wildebeests, and fickle, feathered foul..? Hmm...

What do YOU seek to give or receive over the holidays..??

Yours Always in Love and Light,
Renae M.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Hooray! They Liked My Tutorial! Find it now on EDT's BlogSpot Page!

For those who'd wish to learn, my tutorial for making polymer clay horns was put up on Etsy's Dark Side BlogSpot page! ^_^
Hope ya like, and that it proves useful!

How to Make Your Own Polymer Clay Horns; (for Demons, Devils, Satyrs, Trolls, Goblins and Beyond)

Happy Halloween, All!

Saturday, October 23, 2010

I'm really proud of my new Humbug Horns. ^_^

This is how the custom order of XXL commissioned Humbug Horns turned out:

With all that went wrong, I'm really, really happy with how well these turned out. ^_^
I think they look pretty darned great! (There a lot of bumps and hitches along the way in the attempt at their creation, so I'm really, really glad of and grateful for nicely they turned out. :) Thank Heaven all my crazy efforts worked!! :D

However, sadly I just came to find out that this is not what the client was looking for, so I'm in the process of making a new pair. If you'd like to get your hands on these, they're about to go up for auction/listing. :\

Thanks to those who've given me so much kind help in acquiring my materials, encouragement and support. :)

Love you guys; and let's hope this next pair works well, can be created easily, and are -just-what the client's been hoping for. :)

Love and Light,
Nae Marie

A Basic Guide to Making Polymer Clay Horns

Ever see a pair of horns at a renaissance festival, costume party, LARP or Halloween event (even some in movies, TV & magazines?) and wonder how in the nine hells they were made? Well if the answer is “yes,” then I prithee you believe me when I tell you that they are almost sinfully easy. ;D

Despite what some might think, you really don’t need to have stupendous amounts of innate creativity, be super-crafty, keenly artistic or even super well-learned to make your own neat pair of spiffy, string-on horns. (Although of course none of those would hurt. ;)). You just need some good old-fashioned imagination, a little time, a steady hand, some attention to detail, a teeeeny bit of elbow grease, and maybe a dash of ingenuity.

First, decide which type/style of beastie you'd like to portray! Will your horns be for a satyr? A devil/demon? Perhaps a pixie, troll or sprite? Maybe a succubus, or a goblin..? How about a unicorn..? For the purpose of this tutorial, we're just gonna make 1 pair of simple, versatile little curved horns in white- to go with almost any theme. :)

(But if you'd like to do something different, go with it! Play! Choose any sort of curvature or color you like- and have fun! After you bake them, you can even paint them if you wish. :))

To make your own horns, you'll need:

  • 2 toothpicks

  • 2 – 3 feet of satin cord, relatively narrow ribbon, or clear sewing elastic

(Enough to go around your head and leave at least 6-8” leftover on either side to ease tying. Of course color is entirely up to you, but for more natural looks I'd recommend either black or med. to light brown, depending on your hair color. Clear, 1mm. Stretch Magic elastic cord can also work for making smaller horns like these.)

  • 1 cookie sheet (Not to be used again for food after using with polymer clay. I'd recommend using an old tray you might want to re-purpose later, or one which you could devote it entirely to your future clay-baking purposes. :) You could also simply line a cookie sheet w/tinfoil if you'd like to use the tray again. One of those cheap disposable trays they sell at most grocery stores would also work nicely.)

  • Clear spray lacquer or varnish (Optional.)

  • Your choice of Acrylic paint(s) (Also optional.)

  • 1 brick of Fimo, Sculpey, or your chosen brand of polymer clay

(Each brand has their own slightly differing firing temperatures and firmness levels. If you have any problems with your hands, or would just like something more easily conditioned, you might prefer something like Fimo Soft; which doesn't take quite as much force to knead during the conditioning process.)

Step 1. Condition the Clay

Break off half of your poly-clay brick, and begin to press the form into a ball. Do just like you did in kindergarten, and work with it until the clay becomes soft, mailable, and easy to shape at the touch. Make cylinders and as they thin out, bend them into a “U” shape, then twist the tines of the “U” together to make a spiral or braided-looking effect. Twist and mash it all back up into a ball again until the clay becomes readily pliable. (Some brands take longer than others to condition, so keep working at it until you feel the clay moves well, does not crack upon bending, and pretty much acquiesces to your will at the slightest of your whims. This may take time, but it will eventually happen. Reincorporate any crumbles or crumbs that may fall off of your brick as you go. They will eventually obey!

Option: If you'd like to create the basic shape of both horns at once (some do this to ensure that the horns appear more even), you can also condition the full brick all at once. When the clay is fully conditioned, just shape the clay into another short, fat log and bend it into a “U” shape. Note the middle point of where the “U” curves and bend the clay back in the opposite direction. Unless you have super-soft clay, the “U” should break at the half-way point and give you a nice clean divide; leaving 2 pointy-headed cylinders from which you can work. (If you have softer clay, follow the steps above but then pinch the clay at the middle point and continue with the next tip.) If upon comparison one's a bit larger or taller than the other, just pinch off a small piece and keep adding until they look even. :) When they look right, set one cylinder down and continue to follow the steps below.

Step 2. Basic Shaping

Make a ball as neatly and seamlessly as possible. Roll it around in your hands until you cannot see any divots, seams, crevices or divides. Once the ball is uniform in texture, begin to roll out a short, squat clay cylinder. The width of this cylinder will be the the width of your horns at their wides point, so don't make this little clay log too narrow. (You don't need to have a super-smooth, perfect cylinder at this point, but try to at least make it relatively uniform. -because soon we begin to taper.)

Note: Begin considering the size and shape of your desired horns here. You're closer to finishing them than you think! ;D

Step 3. Tapering and Refining

Now comes the point where you'll really start to see your horns take shape!

Using a gentle rolling motion (just like making a coil in ceramics or a clay snake from grade school) begin to press down lightly on one side of your cylinder as you roll the form. Keep one end wide and uncompressed, as this will eventually make the base of your new horn. (Your horn needs somewhere stable and sturdy to rest against your head. Otherwise it'll just fall over or be all flopsy.) Continue to taper the other end of your burgeoning horn until it's near your desired length, with a smooth and uniform surface. (Depending on your design, it may look like a short wide cone, or a long, graceful fluted shape.) Make sure the form is as smooth as you can get it, because next, we twist!

Step 4. The Curl

At this point, aside from baking and piercing so it has a place to be threaded, your horn's nearly done!

Very, very carefully, begin to bend your coil, turning carefully to create your horn's ideal shape.

Depending on how long your horn is, begin between the middle and the base (so you don't overstress your clay and cause it to crack & break). Slowly twist and/or curl it, while thinking of how and where you want the horn to sit on your head. Curl your clay slowly & easily, moving outward until you reach the tip of your new creation. Refine any angles or bends you like as you go, and occasionally set it on a flat surface to see how it looks, and gauge how well it stands up. To flatten the bottom end, try holding the widest part lightly w/two fingers and tapping your horn gently on the counter/cookie sheet. This'll help create a nice flat surface, & will eventually be the place where your horn will rest on your head.

Note: Before placing on the cookie sheet for baking, take the pad of your thumb or part of your fist and gently make a small curve in the bottom center/base of your horn. (The place that you just flattened on the counter in the description above.) As peoples' heads are not table-flat, this little trick will help your horns sit on your melon more evenly. :)

*For a spiral shape, begin bending the horn in one direction with one hand, while using the other to gently turn it bit by bit as you go. You can create a simple spiral in this way, a graceful “S” curve, or even loop your horn back in on itself to make a cute curlycue if you desire. Remember, there are no real rules to designing your own pair of poly-horns. Use your imagination, and have fun!!

Note: If you mess up at any time; if your horn cracks or snaps in half at some point (Heaven forbid- but sometimes it happens to everyone), or if something else occurs and you just don't like the direction your horn is going, it's okay to scrap it and start over. Yes, it kinda sucks that your work just went down the pooper, but the glory of polymer clay is that it's still workable until you fire it- so don't lose heart! Keep working at it if it takes you multiple times to get the kind of horn you like. Eventually you'll get it, and there's nothing cooler than seeing the finished product and being able to say “yep- I made this!” ^_^

Once you're done tapering, bending and shaping your piece, it's time to add some heat!

Get out your toothpick, and gauging about 3/8 inch up from the bottom of your new horn, pierce it! ;D Eeeease your toothpick through the center of the base; right through its diameter close to its fattest point. (Don't go tooo close to the bottom, though. You don't want your clay to collapse in the oven or give once you've threaded your cord through once you some tension on it in the process of tying your horns on.) No need to get too paranoid. Just be careful. :) Once poly-clay is fired, it's tough to make any changes or dents in it w/o some kind of carving tool or drill. (So now's the time for fixing any booboos, or smoothing over any rough spots.)

When you have the base of your horn adequately pierced, keep the toothpick inside the new hole and gently set it on your cookie sheet to be fired.

To make your second horn, repeat steps 1 – 4.

Note: If you have a simple “C” or “S” curve in your horns, you can simply make the exact same horn, and mirror its position to the first one you made as you string it onto your cord or ribbon. However if you've made a spiral or other twisty creation w/your first horn, don't forget to turn your horn in the opposite direction as you bend it- if your desire is to make symmetrical horns. (I.e. if you spiraled clockwise as you made your first horn, don't forget to turn your second horn counter-clockwise as you bend it.) Otherwise your horns will come out roughly identical.

If you're like me and like to make things as symmetrical as possible, don't be afraid to pick up your second horn gently & line it up w/your first horn on the cookie sheet, to see if they match up well. If you'd like them as close to identical as possible (though there may be some drooping in the firing process), handle them gingerly and delicately make any final changes you need. (But don't try to change anything too drastically now, as your clay has had a chance to stiffen up a bit over time and too much manipulation at this point may cause your horn to crack- or even break.) -Besides; they say the best artists are tho ones who know exactly when it's the right time to stop. ;D)

Now might also be a good time to begin preheating your oven. :)

Step 5. Bake

According to your brand's specific instructions, preheat your oven and bake horns (standing up on the cookie sheet if possible). Some settling and shrinking occurs in the oven, so this is why keeping your toothpicks in their holes to maintain open channels for threading is a good idea. Also, making sure your horns can stand up will keep them from falling over, thus creating any odd smooth, flat patches on them after the baking process.

Do NOT over-bake your horns! Excessive baking can cause color-change, singing and even burning (yes, we mean actual FIRE)! So please, please take caution as you make these. Accidental over-cooking of about 5-10 mins. should not be terribly detrimental, but do NOT attempt to over-cook your polymer clay creations in the attempt to harden them further. Just like Hamburger Helper, --the clay will stiffen as it cools.--

Once your horns are good and done, let them cool completely.

Step 6. Threading

Once cool, cut one end of your ribbon, cord or elastic at an angle, so it ends in a long, tapered point (much easier for threading, as it's less likely to hit an errant edge inside the clay channel and cause fraying). For this first horn, it doesn't really matter which direction it faces, as long as you don't tie the cord for placement until the other horn is on. Thread your cord or ribbon through your first horn, and position it about half way down the length of the material.

Next, thread the other horn on. Do you want your horns to face toward each other, or away? Once you have them in the right order, hold onto the string loosely around your head (for these introductory fittings I usually just run the string behind my ears & hold it together w/one hand under my chin to keep it taught), and position the horns where you'd like them.

Mark the place of your first horn by holding onto the ribbon/cording and your horn simultaneously and slip the headband off. (It's okay to let the other slip a little- just try to keep it from hitting the floor if it comes all the way off.) Tie 1- 3 knots (depending on how thick your cording is) on the outside of your horn to make sure the knot won't slip through the threading hole when a bit of pressure is applied.

Note: If you know you're going to keep the position of these horns for some time, feel free to tie a knot on the other (inner) side of your horns if you wish. If you'd still like to have some play of movement however, you can keep the inner sides of your horns untied and just know the outer sides, to make sure they don't slip.

Repeat this last step with your second horn to place it wherever you like on your head. Hold the string and the horn at the same time and run a knot down the material to keep the final horn in place. Tie as many knots as you need (as above) to ensure your horns won't slip off if a moderate amount of pressure is applied. Et voila!

Congratulations! You've just made your first pair of polymer clay horns!

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Between Steps 5 & 6, you may choose to paint or apply a clear lacquer or polish to your horns.

  • If you're happy with your creations' color, simply apply a clear spray varnish or lacquer in 1 -2 even coats (OUTSIDE or IN A WELL-VENTILATED AREA) until you achieve your desired level of gloss or sheen.

  • If you'd like to try something new & different (or just kick your horns' color up a notch), you can apply acrylic or certain 3-D paints to your new creations. Do so after Step 5, and before you lacquer your horns, if you choose to clear-coat them.

Some ideas for painting your horns might be:

  • Adding darker (black, brown or your chose of hue) tips to your horns, to create a faux bovine effect.

  • Giving your horns stripes (vertical or horizontal).

  • Paint 2-D or 3-D swirls on your horns (for a more whimsical, maybe faerie effect).

  • Coating your horns in an all-over hue.

  • Putting dapples (like a pinto horse) or polka dots on your horns.

  • Simulating an animals' natural coloring extant on its horns (like striations, veining, rings, cracks, browning, or even trompe l'oeil tufts of hair coming up out of the base).

  • Plus you can put any patters you like on there- like plaid, paisley- anything you desire!

When you grow more comfortable with making these, you might try different shapes, sizes, variations, etc. The only limit is your imagination! So go have fun and-

Happy Hallowe'en! ^_^

Friday, October 15, 2010

It's Done!!! (Well, the Boy's Half, Anyway. ;D) ^_^

As some of you may or may not know, I'm working on a few tutorials for a dark-themed craft group I belong to. So in celebration for this most remarkable of upcoming holidays in conjunction with this great tutorial opportunity, I thought I'd make one how-to about creating safe, fun, truly inexpensive and super-easy costumes for our furry family. :)

Now, I'm well on the way to being done (or, at least half way finished) w/my items for the felt pet costume tutorial. I've written a TON of wordy stuff that'll probably never actually make it to the how-to itself, but at least now I can say I do have one decent portion of the required work done- my boycat Skye's vampire/Dracula costume! ^_^

If you'd like to see a few more views (or other arts & crafts projects of mine). you can visit my FB page here. :)

All this took was:
  • a little time,
  • some scissors,
  • 3 standard rectangular pieces of that 37-cent felt you can get at your neighborhood superstore,
  • some Fabric Tac (i.e. fabric glue),
  • a few super-inexpensive faux jewels (they come in a bag for like $2.99 for a whole mish-mosh of fake "stones"),
  • some cording,
  • a few quick dashes of Night Star glitter fabric paint,
  • and a teeny bit of sparkle on the cape for flavor.
(I know, I know- some of you might be gnashing your teeth, saying "vampires don't sparkle!" But when you've got a black cat, it's good to help your black cape stand out, so it doesn't just blend into yon kitty's lovely, glossy black fur.)

Now the decision is; what to do next?
Write more of the tutorial? ..Or start on my girlcat Ouna's faerie costume..?

Anyhoo, hope you guys like, and Happy Halloween!

Yours in Spooky, Halloween-Excited Glee,
R. Marie

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

One Pair of Humbug Horns Sold on Etsy! ^_^

Squee!! I sold a pair of horns on Etsy!! ^_^ Say goodbye to the small, bone-colored curly natural pair! :D:D

I just sent an inquiry as to whether or not they'd like to change out the cord or have it gift boxed and/or wrapped. Let's hope they get back to me soon, so I can send these babies out! :D

Still waiting on a friend who's requested some red horns to tell me what he wants in a pair. I hope he gets back to me soon, so they can come in plenty of time for Hallowe'en..!

Hay, Horny Goodness!
R. Marie

Hooray for New Beginnings!

What a treat this is! ^_^

I've been making art for as long as I can remember, but this is the first time I've ever had my own web space where I could actively sell my work online! Plus this page will also act as a link-hub for all the places where my work can be found (in real life as well as on the Net; via calendars and web links), offer help and support to other creative people I know (via turials, a Q&A page, and links to other fantabulous sites I recommend), AND a blog where I can share new & info about it all (like what projects I'm currently working on) all in the same place! :D

This space is predominantly dedicated to my visual pursuits at present, but since I love to sing, dance, act and do all kinds of crazy creative things, you might see posts about those topics here as well! Page recommendations may span the gamut from bellydance to craft fairs, renaissance festivals to SteamPunk conventions and random crafts like friends' knitting. Either way, I hope you'll enjoy your stay while you visit. ^_^

I'm so excited about all of these grand opportunities that lay ahead, and look forward to sharing my Alternate Visions with you!

Yours Forever in Song,
Renae Marie

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